Funny Love Quotes

"The sweeter the apple, the blacker the core. Scratch a lover and find a foe."
Dorothy Rothschild Parker


Gravity is not to blame for two people falling in love.
Unknown


Love is blind -- marriage is the eye-opener.
Pauline Thomason

I remember a time when everybody I loved hated me because I hated them. - Letter to Stuart Sutcliffe circa 1960
John Lennon

It's easy to halve the potato where there's love.
Irish Proverb



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